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An original audio drama by Aaron Majewski
JOHN – A RUGGED YOUNG MALE 18-21
KALLIE – (CAST – LUCILE DELANNE) DUMB GIGGLY BLONDE 18-21
DOUG – A “BETA” MALE, JOHNS BUDDY 18-21
BETTY – DOUG’S GIRLFRIEND, KIND AND CENTERED 18-21
SOUND : NIGHT SOUNDS; CRICKETS, AN OWL (X2), WIND I N
THE TREES. HAMMER ON STAKE (X3).
KALIE: John! My feet hurt, when will you have the
tent all set up? I need to sit down and…
JOHN: (Breaks in) Tent’s up, calm down. I told you
not to wear those high heels.
DOUG: But she sure looks good in them.
SOUND : KALIE TITTERS .
JOHN: Thanks for that Doug, boost her ego more.
BETTY: (TEASING) Yes Doug, do. Especially if you want
to get lucky tonight.
An original radio drama by Emily Brauer Rogers and Koji Steven Sakai
KASEY ANDERSON Sensible mid-30s robotics engineer (CAST – Maureen Boutilier)
KASEY: But if we’re sending these guys to Mars, they will need to think and act like us. Up until now, that would have been impossible. (BEAT) Where are my manners? Dawns, please say hello to the nice gentlemen from NASA.
ZOEY Kasey’s younger cyberpunk assistant (CAST – Kat Evans)
ZOEY: They just got here. And yes, I finished shredding everything. You’re being paranoid.
KASEY: No one can steal my work if it’s only in my brain. I’ll get the Dawns ready.
SOUND: Kasey opens a cabinet door.
KASEY: It’s your big day. Hope you’re up for it.
ZOEY: I still don’t know why you made the robots look like your family. It’s creepy.
KASEY: Dawns. (QUIETLY) And can I tell you a secret? I think I like them better than my real family.
ZOEY: (LAUGHING) You’d better be careful of what you wish for.
JOSEPH Kasey’s boss (CAST Lee Rawlings)
JOSEPH: Dr. Kasey Anderson is the lead researcher on this project. She’ll be demonstrating what the robots… what the Dawns can do.
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS No-nonsense and ominous military men (CAST Mark Allyn)
GOV. OFF. #1: Amazing, they don’t sound like robots.
KASEY: I’ve downloaded the memories of me, my husband, and my daughter to give them the look and the feel of real people.
GOV. OFF. #2: (REMOVES A GUN AND THEN COCKS IT) This is great, but can they fire one of these?
AARON Kasey’s husband (CAST Mark Allyn)
AARON: You’re just being paranoid. That’s always been your biggest problem.
KASEY: (SCOFFS) We saw you kissing that girl.
AARON: Oh, you saw that. (TONE CHANGES)I do love you. You have to know that. But we were so young, and then Dawn… Maybe it would be best if we took a break—
KASEY: You’re divorcing me? You can’t even let me have this?
AARON: I’m not saying that I want to divorce you.
KASEY: Then what are you saying?
AARON: That we should stay together for Dawn’s sake.
KASEY: And then as soon as she leaves for college-?
AARON: Go our separate ways.
DAWN Kasey’s teenage daughter(CAST – Kat Evans)
DAWN: Why is dad kissing that woman? Oh my God, I’m putting this on Instagram.
KASEY: No. How was school?
DAWN: This guy next to us has the hots for you. He’s been staring at you this whole time.
STEVE Kasey’s mysterious friend (CAST Greg Walston)
KASEY: (SUSPICIOUSLY) You always seem to be at the right place at the right time.
STEVE: Or the wrong place at the right time. It just depends on how you look at it. Steve Middleton. (LAUGHS) Okay, I need to earn your trust. I wouldn’t shake my hand either. But, if I can be honest darling, from where I’m sitting, it looks like I’m all you got.
SOUND: There are sirens in the distance. Steve starts to speed up even faster.
STEVE: Put your seat belt on. This is about to get fun.
KASEY: Who are you?
STEVE: First Lieutenant Middleton. U.S. Army. 101st Airborne Division. Operation Enduring Freedom, AKA: Afghanistan debacle. Two tours of duty. Awarded the Medal of Honor. And according to the United States military KIA.
GOPALAN: Doctor who treats Kasey after accident (CAST Matt)
GOPALAN: Welcome to the world of the living, Dr. Anderson.
KASEY: Where am I?
GOPALAN: You’re at Huntington Hospital. I’m Dr. Gopalan. You’ve been in a serious car accident.
NURSES #1 & #2 Nurses at the hospital (CAST Mela Nurse#1 – Taya Nurse#2)
NURSE #1: Hi, Dr. Anderson. Glad to see you’re awake again. Your husband brought these flowers and picture. Beautiful family you got there. (REMEBERING) He wanted me to give this to you.
KASEY: A cell phone?
NURSE #1: So you can call him when you woke up. Ring me if you need anything. (LEAVES)
NURSE #2: Dr. Anderson, are you ready to go to your car?
KASEY: (TO THE NURSE) Don’t make me go with them.
NURSE #2: What’s the matter? Isn’t this your husband?
IT’S NEW YEARS AGAIN
SAMPLE SCRIPT FOR A JACK NICHOLSON IMPERSONATION AND A JULIA CHILD’S TYPE CHARACTER VOICE –
JACK: “Ahh, nothing like the morning stroll to get the blood circulating.”
PARKER: “Mr Jones, Yoo hoo! Mr Jones (calling out to get his attention)
JACK: “Well hello Mrs Parker. And how are you on this bright and glorious morning?”
PARKER: “Splendidly. Isn’t the morning air just refreshing?”
JACK: “Why yes it is. I see you have Mr Wiggles with you today. And how are you doing there little fella (dog snaps at him) Ohh, a little feisty today heh heh. Nothing wrong with a little spunk I always say.
PARKER: “I heard on the forecast this morning that we’re expecting a thunderstorm today. How dreadful.”
JACK: “Oh really? Hmm, you wouldn’t think with it being so sunny out this morning that we’d have a storm on the way. Oh well, good for the plants you know.”
PARKER: “Ooh before I forget, the reason I stopped you was I wanted to let you know that my cousin Mable was coming to town, she’s a widower you know. And I thought if you weren’t too busy you might want to show her the sites, you know take her out to dinner, maybe a walk in the park. Wouldn’t that be lovely?”
JACK: “W-why yes it would. I’ll have to check my schedule and see if I can fit that in. Pretty busy these days you know, with trying to get my latest book finished. But you be sure to let me know and I’ll see if I can squeeze her in.”
PARKER: “Ooh marvelous! I’ll let her know right away. She’ll be so delighted.”
JACK: “Alright then. Well, good seeing you Mrs. Parker as always. You have yourself a wonderful day and make sure to grab an umbrella; don’t want you to get caught out in a storm. Oh and bye to you to Mr. Wiggles.”
SAMPLE SCRIPT FOR – Vincent Price & Peter Lorre
(CHECK BELOW FOR SOUND SAMPLES FOR VINCENT PRICE & PETER LORRE TO GO BY)
PETER: “(mumbling to himself) I’m so unappreciated, work my fingers to the bone. Do I ever get a thank you?”
VINCENT:”Oh my, this soup is delicious. What is your secret?
PETER:”Oh a little of this, a little of that. Did you want some more? (asking as though he were excited that someone liked his cooking)”
VINCENT:”Why yes please.”
PETER:”Sorry, we’re out.
PETER:”Here, how about some garlic bread?
VINCENT:Oh no, I never touch garlic, it just doesn’t set well with me.
PETER: “(upset) Well fine then. Now if you’ll excuse me I have some dishes to attend to.”
VINCENT:”Why of course, you have a good evening.”
PETER:”(dismissively) Yes, yes. (mumbling to himself) Never a thank you. Now where did I put that brandy?”